me on my way home from class: oh man i'm gonna get so much work done let me make a to do list and get that shit done quickly and effectively i'm so pumped
me the second i get home: nah
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bobert101:

thesassycat:

thesassycat:

"talk dirty to me"

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awwww did i UPSET YOU???

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You are fucking awesome.

(Source: thesassycat, via sniffing)

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sadstagram:

which is messier my life or my hair

(via afterdatass)

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problackgirl:

we’ve taught girls to romanticise nearly everything a boy does. when i was younger i thought it was cute that boys chased the girl even after she said no. i loved it when after a girl moved away from a kiss, the guy would pull her back and force it on. i thought a guy saying ‘i won’t take a no for an answer’ was passionate and romantic. we’re literally always teaching girls to romanticise abusive traits.

(via oilvla)

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actionables:

look at this picture

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when you see it, you cannot unsee it

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it’s a woman

PAINTED TO LOOK LIKE A PARROT

A WOMAN

it took me 5 minutes to find her

I WAS LIKE NO THAT’S NOT A WOMAN, THAT’S A PARROT

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

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beerhell:

its stupid how in shows like two guys can look at each other for like 2 seconds and people will be like whoa…are they gay? ?? ?? then for girls they could be like fisting for 23 episodes and people will be like hmmm idk it could be platonic

(Source: polearms, via sniffing)

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